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« on: July 26, 2004, 06:56:36 PM »

"You don't vote democrat....why should your ketchup"



To avoid letting Americans unintentionally donate money to Kerry through "Heinz", you can now buy W Ketchup.

A portion of every sale is donated immediately to Freedom Alliance.  They save the money for scholarships for kids of active duty servicemen.



W Ketchup is America's Ketchup


Edited due to typing errors wose than normal.
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Rugged
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« Reply #1 on: July 26, 2004, 06:56:36 PM »

"W" ketchup.
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« Reply #2 on: July 26, 2004, 07:00:40 PM »

Shoulden't that ketchup by white in color and kinda rich tasting?

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« Reply #3 on: July 26, 2004, 07:01:32 PM »

As I was saying after standing mouth agape watching coverage of the Democrat convention on UK TV earlier...

Three-ring circus barely begins to describe elections in the USA o_O
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« Reply #4 on: July 26, 2004, 07:24:48 PM »

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As I was saying after standing mouth agape watching coverage of the Democrat convention on UK TV earlier...



Three-ring circus barely begins to describe elections in the USA o_O


Yeah, we like to keep the circus limited the elections, and not the floor of Congress
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« Reply #5 on: July 26, 2004, 07:29:16 PM »

Jesus Christ!!! Fighting on all fronts eh?

That is the most unbeleivably twisted, petty, ludicrous thing I have ever seen!!!!
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« Reply #6 on: July 26, 2004, 08:30:17 PM »

Lol...  sometimes I think the US has too many people....    
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« Reply #7 on: July 26, 2004, 08:38:00 PM »

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Originally posted by: Zut50

That is the most unbeleivably twisted, petty, ludicrous thing I have ever seen!!!!



More Twisted, petty and ludicrous than Bill Bailey's continual attacks on Chris De Burgh?
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« Reply #8 on: July 26, 2004, 09:06:09 PM »

Yay, it's certified Kosher by OU ...that's freaking awesome

Truly brilliant. Placing my order as soon as possible
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« Reply #9 on: July 26, 2004, 09:19:47 PM »

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Yay, it's certified Kosher by OU ...that's freaking awesome



Truly brilliant. Placing my order as soon as possible


Is it also Low-Carb, Decaf, GM free, Low-Salt, No Added Sugar, No Artifical Colorings or Preservatives, and Vegan?
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« Reply #10 on: July 27, 2004, 06:57:15 AM »

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Originally posted by: Connor
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Originally posted by: Zut50
That is the most unbeleivably twisted, petty, ludicrous thing I have ever seen!!!!
More Twisted, petty and ludicrous than Bill Bailey's continual attacks on Chris De Burgh?
LOL! WTF!?!

Beutiful ladies are lovely,
but sometimes they dont take care,
they're too busy with thier make-up,
or coming their lovely hair;
To take basic safety precautions.

But I will protect them!
I will save the pretty ones,
with thier smiles and their sparkling eyes.

But let the ugly ones die.
I have no place for them,
In my new world order!
I wont waste my seed on hideous trolls.

Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill the trolls,
Hunt them down,
there will be no clemancy,
Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill the trolls,
look under the bridges;
thats where they hide.
Thats where they hide.

And beauty,
will be my pride.

from memory aswell!!!
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« Reply #11 on: July 27, 2004, 08:40:29 AM »

close, the last line is bride not pride
and there's a verse before you start yours:

Beautiful ladies in Danger
Danger all around the world
I will protect them because I'm Chris deBurgh
Beautiful Ladies in Emergency situations.

In the "Part Troll" he has a scale of Evil with Saddam, Ossamma, Hitler, Musollini, Stalin and at the top (hence most evil) was Chris DeBurgh although Mark Lammar also appears init. He also tried to insinuate that Osamma was in fact Chris deBurgh.

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« Reply #12 on: July 27, 2004, 08:51:24 AM »

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More Twisted, petty and ludicrous than Bill Bailey's continual attacks on Chris De Burgh
And what pray, is wrong with that? Anyones who's heard "Spanish Train and other stories" should be sending donations Baileys way!!


Jasper, one addition there; "White in colour, thick, and kinda rich tasting"
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« Reply #13 on: July 27, 2004, 09:27:15 AM »

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Originally posted by: Zut50
Jesus Christ!!! Fighting on all fronts eh?
That is the most unbeleivably twisted, petty, ludicrous thing I have ever seen!!!!

I'd say something equally useless, but apathy prevents me from researching anything about the UK.  Well at least I've said something useless in response...
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« Reply #14 on: July 27, 2004, 11:35:06 AM »

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Originally posted by: Jasper
Shoulden't that ketchup by white in color and kinda rich tasting?


next time you call ME a racist, I'm linking this thread
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« Reply #15 on: July 27, 2004, 11:39:41 AM »

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Originally posted by: Jasper
Shoulden't that ketchup by white in color and kinda rich tasting?


I wonder what you guys are going to do when people like Herman Cain and Dylan Glenn start getting elected?  

Well besides the black community calling them "oreo" or "sellout" and disowning them like they have Clarence Thomas.
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« Reply #16 on: July 27, 2004, 11:47:53 AM »

or when they say that colon powell wend from being a field slave to a house slave.  Or when they think that hillary is smarter than conde....
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« Reply #17 on: July 27, 2004, 12:29:48 PM »

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or when they say that colon powell wend from being a field slave to a house slave.
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Have you seen his family tree? Colin is actually British Royalty, one of his Regal Anscestors married a Black Servant Girl and his family tree was set in place.

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« Reply #18 on: July 27, 2004, 04:01:08 PM »

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Originally posted by: Zut50
Jesus Christ!!! Fighting on all fronts eh?

That is the most unbeleivably twisted, petty, ludicrous thing I have ever seen!!!!


I'd say something equally useless, but apathy prevents me from researching anything about the UK.  Well at least I've said something useless in response...
MWUHAHAHA! Im anti-american and proud of it!!!! (j/k )

If Hitler had been a rebublican, even HE would have found this ludicrous!! I mean COME ON, what difference will it make, politically OR financially?! You might as well write a 'Vote Bush' virus!!
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« Reply #19 on: July 27, 2004, 04:18:21 PM »

I must have seen a small child waving an American flag this week or something.  I have the unfounded desire to make useless attempts at defending the image of America.  Perhaps it's just that I haven't played America's Army in a few days so I haven't gotten to make fun of anyone or anything so I'm just lashing out to get my fix in.  I think I can stop the one liners now unless I have something worthwhile to say.  Which means you can find me in Random Insanity or just lurking in the SFF section.
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« Reply #20 on: July 29, 2004, 01:30:32 PM »

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Originally posted by: Zut50

I mean COME ON, what difference will it make, politically OR financially?!


Which is exactly why nobody on either side of the debate should take a ketchup bottle called "W" serious in any way, shape, form, or fashion.  I certainly don't.  "W" Ketchup isn't going to with the election for Bush, win the hearts and minds of Europeans or Iraqis, or anything else along those lines.
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« Reply #21 on: July 29, 2004, 01:36:47 PM »

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Originally posted by: ScutMonkey
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Originally posted by: Zut50


I mean COME ON, what difference will it make, politically OR financially?!




Which is exactly why nobody on either side of the debate should take a ketchup bottle called "W" serious in any way, shape, form, or fashion.  I certainly don't.  "W" Ketchup isn't going to with the election for Bush, win the hearts and minds of Europeans or Iraqis, or anything else along those lines.


I totally agree with you Scutm

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« Reply #22 on: July 29, 2004, 05:34:17 PM »

If you're an independent, you've got to buy your own tomatoes and make ketchup...
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