This is my original MacBook I bought last May. I figured out if I put it to sleep with the Apple menu it will stay asleep. For some reason, it wakes up on it's own if I use the command-option-eject keyboard shortcut. Just because I posted about the new MacBook Pros doesn't mean I bought one

I'll keep searching...
Yea I know but I know you want 1 badly

Anyways 1 of the good things about Apple is that when you sell you mac you get good money for it so a new macbook pro wouldn't be that expensive perhaps after selling your macbook (when its working ok again).
It cost allot to buy 1 but really its not more expensive (maybe even cheaper and Apple laptops are ok price wise) because it keeps its value much much better.
I am still waiting for a powermac ''mini''...